The Seasons of the Witch

Cozy room with bookshelves, spellbooks, candles, potion bottles, and a skull on a wooden desk

To all the feral souls out there with no fucks to give, I see you.

This is me, Journey figuring it out as I go. Laughing at the Law of Three for what good is magick if one is afraid to embrace their magick. Now with such an attitude why am I not casting all in my line of vision to do my will. Oh no! Live and let live suits me just fine.

Besides I am too busy saving the multitude of insects from their suicidal choices of entering my home and catching my cat’s eye. Another hobby it seems is blessing the owls, hawks and vultures that challenge the back roads around me. I cannot stand their lives to be so disregarded as to become roadkill pancakes. A blessing, a stone or crystal and a place to return to earth in peace is a fair exchange for a feather. That’s my magick, being blessed to know I am one with this earth.

Blessed to drum, make some dam good mead and live among more trees than I can count. Throw in some horses, dogs, cats and a man that puts up with me. Yep, figuring it out as I go.

TOP 10 QUESTIONS FOR GOD

  1. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord – Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
  2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
  3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness – Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense
  4. Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?
  5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2. The passage clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
  6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination – Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don’t agree. Can you settle this? Are there ‘degrees’ of abomination?
  7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
  8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27. How should they die?
  9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
  10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? – Lev.24:10-16. Couldn’t we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

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